I’m browsing around the net and stumble across one of those sugary-sweet pictures of a child holding their first lost tooth. How cute. Ain’t he sweet? Well… yeah. Pretty cute, but think about how bizarre the whole concept is. “Sleep well, son. I hope you enjoyed your third birthday. Oh, by the way, now that [More…]
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Gene Simmons would be proud. Why? Did I write a song worthy of KISS? Did I meet the Phantom of the Park? No. I licked a Tootsie Pop. Halloween leftovers, you know. How does this relate? Tootsie Pops occasionally have sharp spots (if you’ve ever had one, you know what I mean). I cut my [More…] This time of year is interesting in Canada. The days get shorter and the nights get longer. This is because, as you know, things move more slowly when they’re cold. As night approaches, and it gets cold, the Earths’ rotation slows. Night gets much longer. The sun finally rises, warming the ground. Conservation of momentum, [More…] I don’t feel like working too hard on a blog entry today. Regular readers know what that means… list time! Let’s just review today’s Google news headlines, shall we? Tests Show No Mad Cow, Cattle Prices Rise They learned from Canada. Shoot the fucking thing and dump it in a lake. JFK Reloaded is Just [More…] I’ve been trying generic colas lately. Not sure why. I like Coke™. I’m not cheap either, so I don’t mind paying a premium for Coke. I know I’m paying for all that advertising, but who cares. That’s how capitalism works. Wait. What was I talking about? Oh, yes. I’ve been trying generic colas lately. Some [More…] |
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November 28th, 2004 | 
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